Name: Elizabeth Boring
DOB: January 23, 1989
Birthplace: Virginia
Favorite Spork'd Inc. Film: A Person/A Paper/A Promise
Movies: Se7en, Girl, Interrupted, May, and a lot of others
TV Shows: The Inside, Law and Order (and every spin off ever created), CSI, and Family Guy
Bands: Pig Destroyer and Acid Bath and the Bled
Books: Girl, Interrupted, The Consumer, The Ticket that Exploded, and various others
Sports Team: I don't watch sports
I Wanna Spend a Day With: Angelina Jolie
Dream Job: successful writer
Hero: M. Gira



Name: Maria "Billie Jean" Gilhooley
DOB: May 29, 1989
Birthplace: Arlington, VA
Favorite Spork'd Inc. Film: Fin or A Person/A Paper/A Promise
Movies: A lot. Ranging from the highly stupid to the highly... not stupid.
TV Shows: I don't watch television.
Bands: A lot. I don't like to list them though 'cos that is like... selling out or something.
Books: Plays, philosophy, and really trashy novels.
Sports Team: The Manchester Cricket team.
I Wanna Spend a Day With: That guy... from that... place?
Dream Job: Actress who doesn't end up doing shitty movies that everyone makes fun of a lot. Like all the things they call movies that are coming out now. If it comes to be the case that all that is coming out is crap, I shall revert to my back-up career of film and theatre critic.
Hero: Diego Lund. Because he can do everything. Everything, I tell you. And he's really cool and stuff.


Name: Leslie Ann Hutchings
DOB: 7/11/89 (like the store, 7-11)
Birthplace: Fairfax Hospital
Favorite Spork'd Inc. Film: Fin (cause I was in it heh)
Movies: The Breakfast Club, Anastasia, Ice Age
TV Shows: Gilmore Girls
Bands: Low Millions, Modest Mouse, Guster
Books: Pride and Prejudice, the HPs duh, The Count of Monte Cristo
Sports Team: Duke basketball
I Wanna Spend a Day With: Diego Luna
Dream Job: Saving the world
Hero: Thomas Jefferson


Name: Brittany Lamb
DOB: May 14, 1989
Born: Norfolk, VA
Favorite Spork'd Inc. Film: Du Hast Day! or Decades
Movies: Fight Club, Royal Tenenbaums, Big Fish, The Life Aqautic with Steve Zissou, The Seventh Seal, Almost Famous, Dead Poets Society, Back to the Future, Star Wars, anything Tim Burton, anything Wes Anderson, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Footloose
TV Shows: Seinfeld, Project Greenlight, Degrassi, The 70's House, Jackass, The Cosby Show, Get Smart, Fairly Oddparents
Bands: U2, Switchfoot, Aerosmith, The Beatles, Billy Joel, Billy Idol, OC Supertones, Five Iron Frenzy, Michael Jackson, The Servant, Weezer, the Beach Boys, Elton John, David Bowie
Books: Fight Club, Invisible Monsters, Choke, Haunted, Diary, Lullaby, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, the Perks of Being a Wallflower, Edgar Allan Poe, Chuck Palahniuk, Henry David Thoreau, Jean-Paul Sartre, Søren Kierkegaard
Sports Team: BOSTON RED SOX
I Wanna Spend a Day With: Bono
Dream Job: a film director with season tickets to the Red Sox and houses in San Pedro and Switzerland who uses my fame like Bono
Hero: Bono


Name: Nikki Turner
DOB: 11/19/89
Birthplace: NYC
Favorite Spork'd Inc. Film: Du Hast Day!
Movies: The Royal Tenenbaums, Edward Scissorhands, The Blues Brothers, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Wayne's World, Adaptation, Empire Records, Pulp Fiction, Psycho
TV Shows: Gilmore Girls, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Blow Out, Family Guy, the Simpsons, the Wonder Years, Fairly Odd Parents, Arrested Development
Bands: The Clash, The Cure, Green Day, Elliott Smith, The Smashing Pumpkins, Pixies, The Who, The Velvet Underground, Blondie
Books: A Catcher in the Rye, Fahrenheit 451, Fight Club, A Clockwork Orange
Sports Team: BANANAS SPACEBALL, of course
I Wanna Spend a Day With: Tim Burton
Dream Job: Touring band/DOP/Art director
Hero: Andy Warhol