September 10, 2005 I made this new website here on Tripod 'cos I couldn't figure out how to customize layouts on Bravehost. Du Hast Day passed and it was the worst one yet. I'm still hoping to do a post-Du Hast movie, but we'll see if that actually happens.
August 15, 2005 Du Hast Day is but twelve days away. And I have yet to start filming. 'Cos the Sony jerks still have Hewie though they have claimed to have shipped him. I find this frustrating. Updated: the home page, the troupe page (though it refuses to show Elizabeth's profile), this page, the FAQ page, and the links page. Not updated: everything else.
August 9, 2005 I updated the site! Hooray! I changed the layout for a bunch of reasons which I don't feel like explaining right now. Anyway, new stuff. On the troupe page, I'm adding actor profiles, so if you've been in a movie, you have to fill out one of those survey things and send it to me over AIM or to my e-mail address at sporkdinc@yahoo.com. I added the Brittany Lamb Show which will bring start production as soon as Hewie the Camera returns home from those Sony jerks. The first episode will either feature the Du Hast War or Extreme Cooler (where we attempt to roll down a road in my neighborhood in this huuuuuuuge rolling cooler-- this will probably not work in which case it will not be the first episode of the Brittany Lamb Show). I also added a Du Hast Day 2005 page which has literally nothing on it. There's also a completely useless FAQ service. You can ask whatever ridiculous questions you want (within reason) and I'll answer them (probably). There's also a VoteCaster 3000 so do that so it looks like I'm cool. On a different note, I'm still attempting to find my clapboard and I have a new Spork'd Inc. studio set up and I've got another corkboard for storyboarding. Yay.
July 31, 2005 Plans for the next Du Hast Day! are currently underway. No rhyme intended. No pun intended either. Also plans for a Spork'd Inc. Introduction Video are nearly finished. It will feature myself and my alter-ego, Brittanaa. Maybe Jacqueline and her alter-ego, Jaquelaa, will apppear. Anyway, I'm really behind on my Belize video editing. I'm considering putting Day One up today and then the rest of the days once it's premiered. I'm also looking for a screenplay writing partner who is willing to give me full license to direct to script however I choose and feed by directatorness. More to come. I'm hoping to start updating relatively frequently with more interesting crap. And hopefully more videos. Online. Hooray.
July 20, 2005 Watch Elephant now. I don't care by what means you get ahold of it. Watch it now. It's extremely powerful and well cinematographed (not that that matters in a movie like this...). Anyway, watch it now. I don't care if you're squeamish or easily scared or whatever, suck it up and deal with it and watch this movie. Go rent it right now. IMDb.
July 3, 2005 I just got back from Belize and am currently working on uploading short clips of the highlights of the trip. Right now, the Noodles sequence is up and I'm adding the Praying Shark right now.
June 24, 2005 I'm leaving tomorrow to go to Belize to make a movie (amongst other things). It'll be a documentary based on the style of The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. I'm also working on adding more pages to the website including a feature on the Spork'd Inc. Costume Box.
June 22, 2005 So I definitely just dated this May 14, 2005 (which is Brittmas). Speaking of important dates, Du Hast Day (ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY) is two months and five days away! Anyway, I am extremely pleased to announce that while cleaning out the wardrobe room at school, Jaffe allowed me to take any clothes that were being thrown away... so, I got Phoebe's circus tent fiesta dress! It is now officially part of the Spork'd Inc. Costume Box, along with a ton of other extremely ugly clothes. Hooray! Also, Nikki and I are currently in the process of creating our summer squad which will spoof the spoof The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou and generally cause mayhem (Project Mayhem?) in the lovely neighborhood of Brandermill. We had our first meeting on June 20, 2005 when we stared blatantly at the toilet placed in the Mormons' yard. Then Nikki touched it.
